Life as an Extreme Sport

an open letter to the other people living here

Dear other people residing in my apartment complex,
Apartments are for living in. Not for starting fires in. And while I do both acknowledge that this was an unintentional cooking fire, and appreciate that you did not mace the building common areas prior to starting the fire, the end result – me standing in the cold (and while already sick and miserable) with two pissed off cats, and inhaling smoke (did I mention the already sick and miserable thing? Let’s add in being asthmatic, too) – is the same, as is the lingering and insistent smell of smoke that makes me feel as though I’ve been teleported to the middle of a camp fire someone is just putting out.

With love,
– the cranky, cold, sick asthmatic in #17
and her two pissy cats

the smaller things

It’s really the small things that make you realize how much you miss things, or people, or situations. For me, I’m almost always hit with homesickness or general missings of Seattle in two specific situations: when I’m terribly excited over some academic idea, and when I’m sick.

The first is simply because I’ve yet to really find anyone locally that I can happily babble academically to and with; no happy hours full of Deleuze here. (And yes, I realize that idea actually physically causes most people pain – I’ll just fall back on “weird undergrad” and leave it there, eh?) There’s no shorthand, either – no being able to run rapidly through the shared code of specific interdisciplinary study; I can’t just say “wonder” and have everyone know precisely what I mean. (Even having a teaching lecture wrapped around the subject doesn’t do me much good without the props, and most people don’t care enough to learn it, haven’t read Greenblatt, and etc and so forth.) I don’t know – I think so many people are accustomed to a shared basis of knowledge in their academic life that it’s hard to know what to do with someone who doesn’t have it; goes both ways, too, as I’m missing as much as I have.

The second is much more prosaic, and was something that sucked when I was first divorced, until I (slowly) learned to lean on and accept help from my close friends. But it’s terribly hard to live on your own and have a chronic, debilitating illness. When I was in Seattle, there were a host of people who’d come help me with tasks I simply cannot do, be it scrubbing dishes, carrying laundry up and down stairs, or lifting heavy items. My parents would come up every few weeks and bring me fresh, sliced, frozen veggies and grated cheeses and all sorts of things so that I could easily make healthy dinners without much work (chopping or cleaning), and I… I guess I just had a safety net of people who felt I offered enough in whatever to be willing to help me with things that I simply cannot do.

It’s funny, because it was such a difficult thing to accept, at first – and then just became a part of my life. And now I live in a place that hasn’t been truly clean since I’ve lived here, because it’s just something I am physically incapable of doing.

Of course, I think about it right now not because of any great angst about the piles of laundry on my floor, but because I’m sick. And being alone and having to still get up to cook and clean and do all the normal life things when you’re sick is just a miserable thing. (So yes, in other words, I am just wallowing and feeling sorry for myself because instead of being able to ask a spouse to fill the cat water fountain or a friend to make me a few days worth of mazto ball soup, I have to do it all myself, and my throat and ears hurt, I’m coughing and sneezing, and have a fever, and all I want to do is lay in bed and be miserable. Instead, however, I’ve to go take care of the monsters, so…)

Caffeine Tights That Glow

This day and age on the internet, it’s always nice to find things that surprise you. For example, caffeine tights. A “people are desperate to do anything but actually exercise” ploy to tone skin, in theory your

body temperature causes the release of caffeine microcapsules into the skin increasing the metabolic rate and the burning of fat. This can reduce the circumference of thighs, cellulite and the “orange peel” effect.

And in other “things so strange I couldn’t make up if I tried” news of the weird, BioLume wants to make bioluminescent food additives and makeup.

“BioLumeTM’s” purpose is to use naturally occurring bioluminescence (found in fireflies, and glowing fish, squid, jellyfish, and other marine creatures) to make foods, beverages, and cosmetics that emit their own light. Since all the chemistry that makes these products possible derives from fish and shrimp, it is probably is very safe to use as a new type of food colorant. We do not have FDA approval for use in food, beverages or cosmetics but we are working on it.

An example of a glowing food product would be a birthday cake decoration that glows “Happy Birthday” after the candles are blown out. Another example would be a glowing beverage such as Pepsi Light or Bud Light that would actually give off its own light. It will be possible to develop a beverage that will start glowing blue, change to green, than orange, than red, than have little sparkles go off. Of course this would take some effort. At present, we can make glowing whipping creams, beverages.

BioLumeTM’s subliminal glow cosmetics that would enable women to have their own radiance. Using natural product chemistry, it is possible to make luminous theatrical as well as daily facial makeup. We are currently working on Food and Drug Administration approval of our chemistry for these applications.

Isn’t the cautionary probably very safe a nice touch?

“did you do that purely for the double entendre?”

In a very odd way, QI reminds me of one of my favourite television shows ever, also courtesy the BBC: James Burke’s “Connections” series. You know, the show that takes you from the discovery of bubblegum to the invention of the flak jacket, and shows you how they’re all connected?

Only QI tends to go from much lower to extreme heights; this clip goes from talking about the Kinsey report and precisely how you’d have sex with chickens (Alan Davies gets a nice one in about eggs and girth) to the inventor of the decimal point and logarithms.

Portland 2007 Pictures

A little late, but better than never.


A few pictures of me and Dad at Multnomah Falls, in the Columbia River Gorge. We were coming back from a brunch at the Columbia River Inn, about 30 miles east of here along the river.


Buckets of pictures from one of the prettiest places on earth: Cannon Beach, Oregon. Mostly photos of the scenery – specifically the ocean, Haystack Rock, and the sunset, but also some people and birds.