Had you been in the car with us Sunday morning on the way home from gaming, you would have heard the following discussion, regarding Ryan’s prince albert piercing and hot tubs:
The Swede: I wonder what that would be like, in a hot tub. Would you bobble still?
Me: No, I think it would act like a weight.
The Swede: Oh! An anchor! He has a -4 water-wobble device!
Then you would have seen me nearly kill us as I laughed so hard I forgot to drive.