Oh sweet, glorious love! I never knew how it could be, not before you not before this! Everything I have ever had, ever experianced, it all pales before you.
So powerful, yet gentle! Jenna told me, but I never listened! Oh, I rue the day I laughed, for she was right; you are truly glorious.
You clean my grout and scrub my tiles, polish my faucets and can be dipped in water. Oh, my little cordless wet scrubber, my ScumBuster, how I love you so!