Life as an Extreme Sport

oh, funny

This quote is going to be funny to, oh, about three of you reading this, but I expect the three of you to laugh as long and as hard as I did. It’s from EW’s Idol Top 5 roundup, but, well… yeah.

I know Idol’s trying to tell me something, but I’m not sure if it means it wants a booty call, to move in, or just be “friends” who sporadically play a game of online Scrabble.

Are you laughing? I sure am.