Life as an Extreme Sport


Before sleeping last night, I decided to read a few more pages in my book of Useless Sexual Trivia. This lead to the following conversation:

“The average weight of a Chinese man’s testicles, in grams: nineteen.” I paused for a moment for effect. “The average weight of a Dane’s: forty-two.” This, of course, got the desired effect – a lot of laughter. Trying to second guess him, I said “It’s the sausage?”

He blinked and looked at me solemnly for a moment. “No, it’s Viking heritage.”