I’m eating animal crackers. I just came across a cat and a moose animal cracker, merged together, baked together, in oh so suggestive a manner. One wonders; if I eat these crackers, am I joining their sex life? Does eating them literally transcend to figuratively? Am I disrupting them? What happens if moose are like dogs, swelling and engorging to the point of being inseperable, and then I bite them in half? Then again, I am biting them in half – does that make me the ultimate expression of Puritan thought, then? Disrupting this happy couple because it’s not what I want?
Then again, I could just eat the damned things.