Life as an Extreme Sport

vampires walk among us

I was attacked by a ferocious vampire today, who, in the process of taking more blood than I’m pretty certain I could spare, also managed to get me to pass out. Funny, my body’s reaction to being poked and poked and poked against with modern, sharp fangs, after fasting for entirely too long, is to go “screw this” and quit.

I’m pretty certain, as well, that apple juice is a holy fluid.

But hey, at least when I bruise, I end up looking like a Jackson Polllock painting…