She was going to tatoo “really, must you bang on my chest?” or “Warning, I sue paramedics!” but there were too many letters. Now if only we can persuade the demographic who really need living wills to do something like this. Instead of that little bullseye that has become so popular in the small of the back, how about a little circular advance directive? Guys, instead of that barbed wire around your arms, how about a few words concerning feeding tubes. In fact just weave a little tube around that arm. That’s the ticket.