Hershey, PA - May 16, 2008

chocolate-world-intro
This should have really been our first clue, but sometimes, my family can be slow.
factory-works
It's looking suspiciously Nickelodeon here, and yet, we're still clueless...
hi-guys
Can't you just hear the high pitched voices?
creating-fun
Dad and Tracy contemplating the idea of creating their own fun. (In fairness, this is a section of the...place... where they try to part you with your money. In exchange, you can create your own wrappers for your favourite Hershey chocolate things.)
singing-cows
Ah yes, Gabby, Harmony and Olympia. How your haunting song will be stuck in my head FOREVER...
blue-cows
More cows. They followed us. Who knew cows could be stalkers? Singing stalkers.
wet
Fake examples of how they mix chocolates to make their confectionary goodies.
chocolate-press
After the chocolate is turned to liquid, it's actually turned into a paste, then dried out, pressed into flat sheets, and rolled til it crumbles. Then they mix it in with more liquid. Guess it concentrates flavour?
production
The production count for the day.
york5Joy
The colour explosion begins...
kitkat
Mockup of how kitkats are packaged. It's all rather Willy Wonka, isn't it?
extradarkreeses
More colour explosions. I was sort of looking for oompa loompas, at this point...
banners
Banners of some of thte many things the Hershey company produces.
store-overview
Coming out of the singing nightmare, in which I learned absolutely nothing new or interesting about chocolate (thanks, Dad & Tracy), we overlook the store. Part of the store, really. Note the Batman promo'ing upfront.
choco-trees
More store. The green really popped out the primary colours.
yet-more-store
I took closeups of a lot of the brown Hershey setup a bit later on, but this is to give you an idea of the scale.
saucercloseup
Bright! Shiny! ...what?
flyingsaucers
This on the other side of the singing cow exhibit, before your limited two pieces of complimentary chocolate, payment for the singing trauma of the cows. I think.
clothes-store
Of course, they sell more than chocolate.
scale
People to offer some sense of scale of the size of all the things in this store.
got-reeses
Got Reese's?
it's-the-milk
Chocolate is made with milk! Did you know that? Well, the cows want to make sure you do! Gaaaaaaaaah....
sans-people
I really don't know why it was set up like this, or what it was supposed to be... other than large. Really, really big.
tins
Tins of chocolate.
syrup-exhibit
So remember the overhead pictures, and I mentioned taking closeups? This is on top of a display of syrup that stood taller than I can reach. Each bottle must have easily been the size of your average two year old...
milk-chocolate
Got chocolate?
Reeses-scale
Tracy, offering scale for how large these sales areas really are. She's about my height, for those of you who haven't met my sister. (She has a face, too, she just has about the same aversion to being photographed that I do.)
twizzlekats
It's a stomach ache waiting to happen!
giant-kisses
Giant kisses.
bat-chocolate
Batman promo chocolate.
kiss-someone
On the whole, I thinkk it's good advice. ...what?
hotel
Apparently that's the hotel up the hill in the background, behind the Weclome to Hershey thing engraved in the hillside. They have some amazing sounding hotel packages, too... chocolate spa, anyone?
chocolate-ave
Of COURSE the main street in Hershey, PA is called Chocolate Ave. What were you expecting, Main Street?
streetlights
The streetlights on Chocolate Ave. Yes, they do alternate wrapped and unwrapped.
factory
The Hershey Factory.
stacks
Picturesque, yet still almost Tim Burton-esque. I think it's the shape of the weeping willow in the foreground.
wonka
The plants do indeed spell out Hershey Cocoa. One of my cousins thought this whole thing just looked entirely too Willie Wonka for his tastes.
kiss-light
A closeup of the streetlights. A wrapped one, obviously.
eeniemeenie
Eenie meenie meine moe...
hershey-info
How to create a thriving factory town...
Cocoa-Ave
The main cross street. Of course.