Is that person wearing tinfoil?
No "B" batteries? Obviously there's a conspiracy!
That's not a LaRouchie!
Crosses help with reception.
Children of Santa IV! Santa controls your mind through your toaster.
Burn paper currency!
It is time for an escalator to Mars!
Wyoming does not exist. Wyoming is a state of mind. Support accurate mapmaking now!
Dick Cheney and You!
Free goat, while supplies last.
Mathematics is a cult! Everyone knows that - I mean, just look at those math majors!
Excuse me, sir, do you have a toaster?
Dick Cheney is a salamander. Salamanders eat kittens for breakfast. Draw your own conclusions.
We're starting to outnumber everyone.
Posters, to me!
A picture really does say a thousand words...
What, you thought I was just documenting it? Oh no, oh no...
To the HUB!
We're photographic.
I don't think the other tables were that happy to see us...
Get'cher tinfoil hats here!
Why doesn't the media say anything? BECAUSE TOASTERS CONTROL THE MEDIA!
En masse.