You can download Web information now about what your genes mean or how much exercise you should undertake if you have a particular gene. By 2004 those same websites will upload information from the genetic samples stored in your pocket gene analyzer and return customized information about the relationships between your genes and your current health.
Oh, really? Apparently I slept through this bit of 2004. (That was three years ago, right? Just checking.)
I admit, I mock. But ya gotta admit, it’s funny. (And yes, I accept my fate for this…)